"House notes": all parts in brief

XXI century - the time of nanotechnology, space research and scientific progress. Everything that surrounds us has made an unprecedented leap in its development. After all, 10 years ago, few could imagine that through a mobile phone you can watch movies. Now this does not surprise anyone. The Internet is increasingly replacing the usual reality. Already no one is surprised by the earnings on the web, the purchase of goods and the order of aviation tickets online.

In the early 2000s, blogs were distributed on the Internet. Notable here is the fact that the information that the person puts out ("House Notes", for example) is available to all users. People looking at such sites, study the content, discuss and disseminate it.

From a blogger to journalists and writers

Recently, blogs have become so popular that the government of Russia, for example, proposed to equate them with the media. Painfully important and interesting topics are being discussed recently at such venues. Moreover, sometimes this or that author exposes his life to serious danger, spreading "sharp" information on the Internet.

However, often bloggers simply amuse the public by posting on the World Wide Web their comic stories, often not very decent content. This can only be said that "you can not erase words from a song", and if the author is really talented, then his works attract readers (one of them is "The Notes of the House" - a very funny story). In defense of the most notorious foul-mouthed, one can only say that the great Russian poets Barkov, Pushkin and Lermontov sometimes admitted such liberties in their poems. And how do you phrase Faina Ranevskaya: "It's better to be a good person, swearing mat, than a quiet educated creature"?

But, as a rule, bloggers do not go down completely to "Iamshchitsky style", and skipping sharp words only add smiles. In addition, we all perfectly understand the difference between bawdry and exquisite "banter", with the help of which one or another author wants to express his thoughts. Even those users who do not follow such creativity, at least once, rummaging on the Web, found links to the most odious works of this genre: "Masyanya", "Notes of the Shashlyk cat" or "Notes of the House."

Funny around us

And today we remember the successful "blog mixing", which is very popular among young people. At once we will make a reservation: to the book authored by Osip Senkovsky ("Notes of the House"), it has not the slightest relation. Yes, the name is consonant, but no more. The creation we are considering consists of almost 30 separate parts, represented in the form of a diary of a magical being, who lives in the house of the most ordinary girl.

Each part is conditionally divided into separate days, described by Domov, the protagonist of this opus. Housey has friends and companions for the small dirty tricks that they prepare for their mistress. Moreover, the author also tried to reflect the structure of their relationship with all grievances, quarrels and joys of small creatures.

Perhaps it should be noted that the work "Notes House," all parts of which appear spontaneously, like mushrooms after the rain, is read easily and quickly. By the time this article is published, "Notes" can be significantly larger. We will consider the first 16, which, according to many readers, are the most successful.

Acquaintance with Domov

So, what do the "Notes of the House" begin? The first part explains the reasons that prompted the little devil to take up the pen. He steals the notebook from the landlady. At the same time it becomes clear to the reader that he is not a young creature at all, but lives for at least 150 years. The housekeeper is frankly bored. All his existence in the apartment passes in the struggle for interesting and new impressions.

It becomes clear that he is very clean, does not like, for example, dirty dishes. To live with him the conditional "mistress" is not lazy and well-run economy, without leaving behind a mountain of unwashed plates, cups, spoons and other cutlery, Brownie steals her earrings.

In the course of the story it turns out that the House has a friend - a master cat. As you know, these animals see all evil spirits, so both of our hero are actively entertained. They play together, jump and run. And of course, all this happens at night when the hostess is trying to sleep. Friends create a lot of noise, but traditionally cat gets. After all, people do not believe in goblins. It is clear that the cat is quite offended by the hostess and the House; Because two people participate in the games, and one has to puff. The cat is locked in a pantry, and Brownie goes to the kitchen and rages for a long time with utensils. The landlady is in despair.

Moreover, she turns to the priest for help, who walks long with the censer around the apartment, banishing evil spirits. However, this only makes Domovoy laugh. He is not afraid of priests. Unlike a vacuum cleaner, from which buddies hide under the bed.

Eject evil spirits in any way

Notes House, all parts of which tell all about what is happening with the hostess, and narrate about the appearance of her boyfriend. The housekeeper and the cat met the newcomer not very well. The main character even asked a friend about the dirty trick associated with spoiling the alien's shoes. The cat refused, but then agreed. As a result, I was again punished and very offended by Domovoy, who all this time just had fun. But the attack did not produce the desired effect. The groom still comes to the chosen one and stays at night.

The housekeeper decides to deal with this problem himself and tries to stifle the mistress in a dream. She awakens in horror and complains to her lover. Cavalier promises to protect the girl, causing laughter at the House. Expressing his extreme dislike, he attacks and the man. In part, therefore, the landlady once again takes measures to combat the evil forces. This time she turned to psychics. Specialists come to the conclusion that the spirit of the deceased grandfather has settled in the apartment, which causes the next laugh of Domovoy.

Seeing that the visit of psychics did not lead to anything, the hostess decides to make friends with Domov. To do this, she puts him a saucer with milk under the stove, thinking that he is sleeping there. Finally, there is reconciliation with the cat. Several nights the friends hide in the closet. The landlady is confused and is looking for a pet, believing that he escaped.

Moving and groom

An exhausted and saddened girl decides to sell an unsuccessful apartment. Brownie hopes that this will not happen. But soon new people are populated, and he becomes bored. Most of all he misses the cat. They try to communicate using pigeon mail. Unable to endure boredom and separation any more, Domova connects with her colleague from the new master's apartment. He agrees to exchange. Soon the friends reunite. It is interesting that the cat at first tried not to show special joy, but then said that he too was bored. Life of the couple again went its course.

In the meantime, the hostess has another groom. Brownie is planning new mischief. While the stranger sleeps, he tries to choke him. The new gentleman does not react to strangulation and minor trouble, he persistently takes care of the girl. Notes Domovoi (Part 9 tells us that the "Khachal" married the same on the hostess) continue with a short note that there is an allergy to the otherworldly power. On roses, for example, which brings in the house gentleman. Once, in despair, Brownie steals the keys of the groom's car, and he stays at night. The cat mockingly comments on this case, arguing that his friend does not know how to think strategically.

But business - time, fun - hour. It is necessary to play hide and seek with the cat. And here he is hiding for real. Now Brown is preoccupied with the search. He is very surprised to find a cat in the washing machine, and recognizes even some of the fantasy joker.

Zinaida Zakharovna

After the Brownie accidentally gave the right key to the invited plumber, the landlady once again remembered religion. The priest came again and waved his censer for a long time, wandering around the apartment, which amused the "evil spirits". The mistress began to sleep only with the light turned on, which the Brownie periodically turned off.

Somehow, the cat's birthday came invisibly. Friends very nicely celebrated this momentous date: they rolled on curtains, scattered dishes, drank valerian and in every possible way disgraced.

Life went on as usual, and soon the cat and Domova learned that they would have guests. The fact is that the landlady has been waiting for her mother Zinaida Zakharovna for a long time. Brownie met her with "bread and salt": immediately poured the bread crumbs into the bed and salted tea. In addition to everything, a half-forgotten boyfriend had already come, probably to get acquainted with his future mother-in-law. Even the cat could not stand it, and still did it in his boot. For which he was punished in turn by his mother and daughter.

In the evening, during the game with cork from under the champagne, friends did not notice Zinaida Zakharovna and she stepped on the cork, hit her head hard on the cabinet. From this moment the pranksters decided to call it exclusively Zinedine Zidane. Notes Domovoi (20 part tells us about the imminent marriage of Zinaida Zakharovna) continue retelling the "war" that began with her mother's mistress. Zidane told her daughter that a saucer with milk for a brownie was a prejudice; And it disappeared. Brownie took it as a declaration of war. The same night Zinadin tried to strangle, but she only snored more. Despite all the tricks, the mistress's mother still did not leave.

The cat decided to stop eating "Kitekat". However, it only lasted a couple of days. Finally Zinaida Zakharovna began to gather home. The cat nevertheless fulfilled the secret message of the House and shamed her into a galosh, but Zidan did not notice anything; And so she left. A bowl of milk returned to the place, life gradually began to enter into the normal course.

Dog in the house

Notes House (part 5) continue because the owner wants to start a dog. This unexpected news leads the cat into wild confusion. For days he disappeared in the pantry, training to cover it from the inside. House, for laughter, in every possible way kindles a cat's fear.

And then the day X came. The dog was brought. The dog turned out to be a "pocket" breed. The cat, still in the storeroom, is interested in the House, what is there for the beast. The friend from harm says that they brought a wolfhound. The cat, referring to urgent matters, spent the night in the pantry. But sewing in a sack can not be concealed, and the sufferer who neatly emerged from the shelter came across a dog.

Who was scared more is unclear. But under the screams of the House Cat, the animal was chased by the whole apartment. A little later, after thinking a little, they decided to conclude a truce. The dog, it turns out, was called the Hulk.

The cat, relying on obvious physical superiority, took patronage over the Hulk. He started army orders and makes himself call himself "comrade old-timer." The Hulk does not mind. In addition, all three of them agreed on a serious dislike for the hostess's homemade. The dog even somehow bit the groom's legs, for which he received a significant kick. But on this the Hulk did not calm down: at night the chewing gum of the laces; Punishment for some reason cat.

Walking to the street

It's time to leave, and the landlady left, taking the Hulk with her and leaving the cat in the care of her neighbor. Notes House, 6 of which begins with a description of the first campaign of friends on the street, talk about how friends were in the apartment.

The housekeeper is frankly bored because of the lack of objects of constant mockery in the face of the hostess and boyfriend. After thinking, he decides to offer the cat a short trip in the form of a walk to the nearby courtyard. He long resists and makes up all sorts of excuses, but then curiosity wins, and he agrees.

Going out into the street, both the cat and Domovoi are amazed at how much the surrounding world turned out to be. How much of everything can be seen, getting out of the cramped little room mistress! But this world turned out to be somewhat hostile. To them the yard cats have fixed, and only by a lucky chance friends managed to avoid thrashing. After spending the night on the pipes of the heating main, they return home.

Soon we must expect the arrival of the hostess. The housekeeper decides to meet her with scattered things, because they will still think about the cat. Upon the return of the girl it turns out that she soon marries a boyfriend. It is very unnerving for all three of them. A headquarters is being set up to counter "hawk".

Wedding, New Year and wedding

The groom himself does not risk to make an offer, knowing that it can end badly. This assumption is expressed in the continuation of the stories "Notes House." Part 7 begins with the visit of matchmakers. But the Resistance movement was ready. Brownie sat at the table next to the hostess and imitated various indecent sounds of indigestion. The guests were not embarrassed. Then the cat decided to go all-in and scratched their feet. For what, as usual, was punished. Only the Hulk dog thoughtfully said that there was no point in resisting external circumstances if they were stronger than you.

In all it turned out that there was a wedding. The hostess was preparing for it with might and main, and the trio was expecting the imminent arrival of Zinadine Zidane. The bride brought a wedding dress. All three liked it very much, and the cat even shed tears of affection and locked it for a long time in his closet.

Pre-New Year's turmoil swept all. Not only people, but also the heroic trio were preparing for the holiday. And here is the New Year! The groom came, the Brownie shook the bottle of champagne brought by him , and the cork from him hit the "hawk" straight into the forehead. Considering this a good omen, the naughty trio set out on all the grave, accompanying the New Year. This is exactly what the notes of Domovoi (part 8) tell in detail. A couple of days later, all the same festively celebrated Christmas with Zinaida Zakharovna, who arrived, and then the Old New Year.

But January is a long month. Therefore, the mistress managed to get married. To prevent this did not work out, and Domova decided to at least have fun - put on the hat-bowler and went to the restaurant, where they were walking the wedding. The most noteworthy event was the news about moving to a country house, which the groom had built for his family.

Leshy

Notes House (11 part) continue with stories about moving the whole family to a new house and getting to know him. Each inhabitant has found to itself both a place, and employment. So, the intellectual Hulk spends time in front of the fireplace, meditating on everything in the world, the cat inhabits the house and catches flies, and the House brings order and "builds" the owners.

Closer to the Spring, Brownie receives news with a pigeon mail. The letter is anonymous, but there is an invitation to "arrow" with the local. Taking to guard the cat, Domova goes to the forest. This significant meeting is devoted to the whole chapter in the "Notes of the House" cycle. Part 12 offers us new heroes - Leshoy and his subordinate animals. Both representatives of the evil spirit agree to be friends and not to interfere with each other.

On Valentine's Day, House's notes (part 13) touchingly describe the greeting card, which the cat signed: "Favorite evil from the animal world." In the meantime, everyone is waiting for spring. The cat learned a couple of songs from the House and rejoices at the arrival on March 1st.

Spring entertainment

The work "Notes House," all parts of which are very entertaining, are tied to the calendar. Therefore, it is especially interesting to read them. So, on the May holidays the host family arranges a picnic, and Domova in her diary offers to rename this holiday to the Barbecue Savior. The way people are resting in nature, causes laughter in real life, but from the point of view of "non-humans" it's just screaming!

But the following stories tell us about life outside the city and the possible wedding of Zinaida Zakharovna and forester Kuzmich. Notes House (20 part and a few follow-up) tell about new adventures of restless pranksters.

In general, if you want a cheerful mood and unobtrusive reading, you know what and where to look. We will add only that this year the "Domovoi Diary" materialized in this book.