Whether to believe in omens, or What is the itchy chest

How much influence omens on our lives! Having recently stumbled, I somehow thought not about the need to be more attentive, but about what could mean the fact that I stumbled on the left, and not on the right foot. Miracles, and only.

I do not relate myself to those people who are serious about the signs, I like to play a trick on another "sign" sign, although, to admit, as a teenager, treated this topic with due attention.

Among my acquaintances there is one girl who seems to know all the signs of the world. We often joke about her secret knowledge, but sometimes we have to admit that the signs are really meaningful, and our "prophetess" seemed to look into the water, deciphering us, to no one, some particular sign.

Literally a few days ago my chest began to itch, constantly reminding me of myself. The first thought, slipped into my ironic consciousness, hinted that it was time to take a shower. But since it was about me, and I can call myself pure, I had to reject this idea.

I decided to look at the expanses of the World Wide Web to find the cause of the itch. The information there, of course a lot, but somehow it did not directly concern my problem. For example, one of the most common answers on the Internet came from the mouth of the same witty people as I, who directly or indirectly advised to wash.

Another popular answer to the question of what itches the chest (allergies), too, did not really help me. Allergy to laundry, washing powder or skin care is unlikely, since I have long used proven means, and I wear cotton underwear.

I had to look further. The next answer to the question that concerned me was so obvious that I was even surprised why I did not think about it myself. One of the most correct answers, to the question of what itches the breast - pregnancy. But it did not suit me either, because I knew for sure that I was not pregnant. So, itching of the chest as a reaction to the stretching of the skin - not my case.

In a word, I had to break my head. Of course, one could forget about everything and give up, but the chest periodically reminded of itself. And forget about it, believe me, it's not so easy.

I had to ask my omniscient friend for advice. My timid "Ol, you do not know what the chest is scratching ..." caused a fit of laughter in her. Well, apparently, it is necessary to remain silent, this is the payment for all my wits in the direction of its "science." Launching her laughter, she looked at me intently and began to interpret the meaning of the sign.

I do not know how reliable the values told to me by Olga, but very quickly the itch stopped, and, I must say, there were reasons to believe that everything corresponds to reality.

Olga said that the majority of people who trust people's signs, to the question of what itches the chest, would answer in the following way. This phenomenon is directly related to the weather, most likely, the weather will worsen. In a word, itches the chest to rawness. If you want to believe it or not, on the same evening, the trip really deteriorated.

There is another opinion on the treatment of pruritus, this opinion is associated with a loved one. It is believed that if a girl has a itchy chest, then her beloved very yearns for her. It so happened that at that time my beloved was really far away and, I would like to believe, yearned for me. Therefore, I can not say that Olga and her "science" have told untruths. Although my ironic consciousness does not let me forget that all of the above can be just a coincidence.

Just in case, in order not to experience a terrible sense of retribution for my disbelief, I asked what the tongue and feet scratched. I must say that at that time it seemed to me that it was itching the whole body, so it was really interesting. Of course, I had some assumptions about the itch of the tongue - I could not wait for the ironic consciousness to express my opinion on the account of "cardinal" superstition.

It turned out that when the tongue itches, one must be prepared for the fact that someone is gossiping about you. To neutralize the action of detractors, you need to prick your tongue (your own) with something sharp or put a little pepper on the tongue; Another way is to tie a knot, so your enemies have their mouths tied. Here so.

What is the itchy foot (here my opinion coincided with Olga's story) - to the fast way, so I took into account everything I had said to my acquaintance and hurried home, firmly determined not to treat Olga's science so disdainfully. How to know, maybe she misinterpreted the sign, to what itches the chest (and many others), but I could not refute what she said.

True, after a couple of days my ironic consciousness again took the reins of government in my hands, and I once again laughed at superstitions, signs and by itself. Although, I must say, something has changed in my attitude to supernatural signs. From now on I believe in signs, the truth, only in those that promise favorable changes.