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Funny scenes for the last bell (grade 9). Scenarios for the last call to subject teachers
The end of grade 9 is a significant event for all schoolchildren. Someone after that leaves the school, someone continues to study, but all the guys feel that they have become a little more mature. That's why the last bell has this value.
Scenes for the last call of grade 9 (funny)
During all the training, the guys had a mentor - a class teacher. It is this teacher who knows them best. When preparing a performance, you can not ignore her (him).
An interesting option will be the scenes for the last call (9th grade) about class leaders. One of them is presented below.
On stage, the class is decorated. The poster "Welcome, graduates ..." hangs. Year! "Behind the teacher's table there is an elderly teacher, a class teacher, at the desks there are adult men and women. They can be played both by dressed today's graduates, and their parents.
Former students begin to remember school years.
- Marya Ivanovna, remember how we put a button on your chair in the 6th grade, and poured the other one on the other?
The teacher smiles, the graduates laugh gaily.
- Mary Ivanovna, and remember how we hid our magazine, have you been looking for more than 2 weeks? You were even slightly deprived of the prize.
Again, everyone starts to laugh, and the teacher continues to smile sadly.
"Marya Ivanovna, do you remember how in the 10th grade we escaped from school, and a dead mouse was thrown at your desk?"
Again the friendly laugh of the graduates and the smile of the teacher.
Then she gets up, corrects her glasses and says:
- And you, my beloved pupils, remember how in the 6th grade I put all the deuce in the control class, because of what you stayed for a week after the lessons? And our trip, when we are supposedly lost? It's just after the story with the magazine was. And the way I forced you to "War and Peace" teach whole chapters by heart, do not forget? Indeed, it was fun.
Now the teacher begins to laugh, looking at the confused faces of her former students.
Such miniatures will be an excellent entertainment for both the guests of the evening, and for the graduates themselves. So, we decided that the obligatory attribute of this celebration should be scenes for the last bell (grade 9). Subject teachers on the last call are especially interested in what their graduates have prepared.
Scenes for the teacher of the Russian language and literature
The first teacher, about which any pupil remembers, is a teacher of Russian language and literature.
Most of all classes, endless dictations, statements, compositions - all this is about lessons on the main school subject. That's why funny skits for the last bell (9th grade) about teachers start with the Russian language.
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- Popov, name the word "cabinet", "forest", "house", "stocking".
- Closet, wood, house - masculine, stocking - female.
- I wonder where did you get this from?
- Since only women wear stockings.
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- Krasnov, come up with an offer with homogeneous members.
"There were no grasses, no trees, no bushes in the forest.
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The teacher explains:
- Antonyms are words with the opposite meaning. For example, long - short, fast - slow, easy - complex. Vasiliev, come up with an example.
Vasiliev answers:
- Cat dog.
"But why did you decide that these were antonyms?"
- How why? They are opposite and constantly fighting.
Scenes for teachers of mathematics and computer science
When students start to make up sketches for the last call (9th grade) to subject teachers, mathematics occupies a special place in them.
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- Petushkov, you, at last, hardly learned to count up to ten. I can not even imagine who you will be after school.
- Judge in boxing, Natalia Sergeevna.
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- Petrov, imagine that in your pocket there are 10 rubles, and you asked the pope for another 10. How many rubles will you have?
- 10, Irina Sergeevna.
"Petrov!" No knowledge of mathematics!
"I'm afraid that you have no knowledge of my father."
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"Pugovkin, multiply five by eight."
- Elena Andreevna, I agree to give answers to your questions only in the presence of my lawyer.
Also one should not forget about computer science teachers.
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The computer science teacher visits the library department and sees that the librarian is not there. He asks the students where he is. They are answered:
"He's in the archive."
Master persistently:
- Unzip it, please.
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- Pavel Sergeyevich, my computer caught the virus.
"And what did you do?"
- I did the inoculation.
- Where?
- Under the mouse.
Scenes for the teacher of biology
Funny scenes of the last call in the 9th grade pupils must necessarily devote to the teacher of biology.
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The teacher asks in the lesson:
"Who will tell me what is the difference between a river and the ocean?"
One of the students answers:
"The river has two banks, and the ocean has only one."
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- Lepeshkin, why do people need a nervous system?
"To be nervous, Lidia Andreevna."
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"Myagkov, what do you think, where does the bird go with a straw in its beak?"
- In a cocktail bar, Irina Sergeevna.
Scene for the teacher of English
Funny scenes for the last bell (9th grade) about English will cheer everyone present. An example of such a miniature is shown below.
There is an exam in English. The teacher mutters to himself:
- Absolutely nothing they know .. What would be easy to ask .. Okay ... What is the capital of Great Britain?
The pupil is silent. The teacher starts to get nervous:
- What is the name of the capital of Great Britain?
- Bucharest.
The teacher is annoyed:
- No! London! Two! Let the next go!
The student leaves, in the corridor another one asks him:
- Well, what do they ask?
He explains to him that they are asking the capital of Great Britain and it must be answered that the capital is London. Offers a classmate:
- Let me paste a cheat sheet on the sole, just in case - "Lan-dan".
On the way to the class the crib is unstuck.
The teacher says to the person who entered:
- Come in, come in! My question is: "What is the capital of Great Britain?"
The student quickly glances at the sole and confidently replies:
- Adidas.
In addition, the scenes for the last bell (grade 9) teachers can consist of short funny dialogues.
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Mom and daughter talk. The daughter asks:
- Mom, say "fun".
Mom is puzzled:
- What for? What is this?
"Well, what's the difference?" Just repeat it all, it's not difficult.
- Why should I repeat what it is not clear? I will not!
- Here! And why then do you make me learn English?
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"How is England?" Were there any problems with the language?
"I do not, but the English had ..."
Scene for the teacher of geography
Schoolchildren, coming up with funny skits for the last bell (grade 9), do not bypass the teachers of geography.
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"Petrov, what do you know about the Panama Canal?"
- Nothing, Lydia Andreevna, our antenna does not catch him.
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The teacher explains the topic, tells about New Guinea.
The pupil specifies:
"So there is a constant summer there?"
The teacher replies:
- Yes.
The student, sighing:
- Lucky. Eternal vacation.
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"Peshkov, can you tell me the capital of Argentina?"
"I'm sorry, Yulia Vladimirovna, but I do not know either."
Scenes for teachers of history and social studies
Making up the sketches for the last bell (9th grade) in subjects, the students do not forget about the teachers of history and social studies. Here is a small sketch that can be put on a gala evening.
The teacher begins to check the homework.
"So, in the last lesson we talked about Napoleon." Please, Sinichkin, tell me what you remember.
The disciple looks up with a solemn look and says:
"Lydia Yurievna, why should I listen?" Let Napoleon speak of himself.
Teacher, surprised:
"But how do you imagine that?"
Sinichkin proudly replies:
- And we will now arrange a spiritualistic session, call on Napoleon and ask about everything.
The teacher agrees, everyone sits around the table. Sinichkin begins to call Napolen, who after a few seconds appears in the corner of the class in the famous cocked hat and says in a sepulchral voice:
- In the name of the Emperor, I order Sergei Sinichkin to be "5" a year in history.
The teacher is afraid:
- Your Imperial Highness .. But how .. He does not know anything about the subject .. Something seems to me your voice seems familiar ... But why are you wearing sneakers?
Quickly he approaches Napoleon, tears off the cocked hat and recognizes Lisichkin.
The teacher says with satisfaction:
- So Lisichkin. I almost did not believe ... Okay, let's continue our session.
Everyone again sits around the table and the teacher says:
- I call the parents of Sinichkin and Lisichkin.
Confused faces of the perpetrators of the incident and the laughter of classmates complete the scene.
Also, you can beat a few short dialogues on the topic of history and social studies.
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The teacher asks:
- Vovochka, what noble knights did with defeated opponents?
Vovochka responds:
- They handed over to scrap metal, Irina Sergeyevna.
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- So, as I warned you in the last lesson, today we have a control.
"Can you use the calculator, Marya Ivanovna?"
- You can, Vovochka, you can.
"What about the protractor?"
"Please, Vovochka, for your health." So, we write down the theme "Spiritual World of Man".
Scenes for teachers of physics and chemistry
Making up sketches for the last bell (grade 9), the script of which is beginning to come up well before the holiday, one teacher can not be left without attention. Below are the options for miniatures for teachers of physics and chemistry.
Physics lesson.
The teacher begins the survey:
- So, let me listen to you. Remind me the law of Archimedes.
An excellent student answers:
- A body that has been immersed in a liquid will expel a volume equivalent to that of the body.
The tavern resolutely objects:
- Absolutely wrong law! I checked it myself yesterday!
The teacher is interested:
"Well, let's go in more detail, Vasya, what did you do there?"
The teller says:
- Well, how? He immersed his own body in a bath with a liquid, sat for 4 hours and got out, frozen.
- And what is the scientist's fault?
- How is this in what? Let it just get to me, I'll arrange it!
The honors pupil lost her patience:
- What did he do?
The colporteur in return:
- Well, I poured water into the tub, climbed into it ...
Classroom:
- And ???
The teller says:
- Neighbors ran up, shouted that a whole lake had poured down from their ceiling!
The teacher is happy:
- Exactly! And what follows from this?
The tutor angrily says:
"Let Archimedes make repairs now!"
Excellent woman, showing the language:
"Yes, Teplov, you do not know anything about physics!"
Teacher, turning to another sitter:
- Zaitsev, well, do you at least remember anything? After all, the USE is going to pass?
The second dvoechnik calm tone says:
"I remember everything, Elena Andreevna, but I do not know anything!"
Teacher with a sigh:
- No, you can not talk! Both get a two. Tomorrow I'm waiting for everyone to test the USE!
Teacher will say:
- Did you manage to write down your homework? I'm doing the laundry.
The colporteur in return:
- Wait! I have not completely copied this picture yet!
The teacher is puzzled:
- This is not a picture, Kruglov, but a structural form of halogen.
The tavern, making a weary face:
- What kind of formula? It's just the "Black Square" by the artist Repin!
The teacher is surprised:
- That is so brilliant?
The tutor with a sigh:
- That is so incomprehensible.
The teacher in a disappointed voice:
- Well, you, as always, learned the topic for a deuce.
The voice of the dvoechnitsa from the last desk is heard:
- And if I want to "excellent"?
Teacher in return:
- Well, you want a five, write us a formula of ethyl alcohol.
"I need a friend's tip." Hello, grandmother, rather say the formula of ethyl alcohol, then the question of my five is solved.
Grandma says:
- So I do not know chemistry at all, granddaughter. There are two ..
The duplicate sadly repeats:
"There are two."
The teacher is waiting for the continuation:
- So, and then what?
The beggar continues to ask his grandmother in an imploring voice:
- Babulechka, you almost guessed, try to remember more!
Grandmother replies:
- Yes, there to remember, I already remembered, already five times!
The student asks:
- Already five?
The teacher says in an affirmative tone:
- Correctly! Ts-2, ash-5.
Dweller:
- ABOUT!
Teacher, nodding his head:
- Well, almost so! Ts-2, ash-5, o-ash. Okay, you get a five with a minus.
Scene for the teacher of physical culture
Of course, no scenes of the last bell (grade 9) will not do without your favorite physical education.
The school bell rings. On stage, in a sports uniform, there is a pupil Pugovkin in proud solitude. The physical education teacher comes into the gym, burying himself in the magazine, and says without looking up:
- Hello! Class, build! For one or two to pay!
Pugovkin, looking around, said:
- One.
Pause. The teacher looks up, sees that there is no one else and threateningly asks:
- So, where are the others? Do not play the lesson, then?
Pugovkin is frightened:
"No, no, Valery Semyonovich, they have good reasons."
Teacher, no less menacingly:
- Respectful, you say? Come on, quickly all of them here!
Pugovkin runs out of the gym and returns in a minute with the whole class.
The teacher praises Pugovkin:
- Well done, Pugovkin. Now we will understand. You're the first, Light. Where is the form?
Easy in response:
- Imagine, in the evening I washed the form and hung it to dry on the fence. Suddenly, out of nowhere, there was an angry dog and everything broke.
The teacher is puzzled:
"Of course, I understand everything, but where's the fence, because you live on the 7th floor?" Okay, it's all clear with you. What do you say, Petrova?
Petrova answers:
- Oh, I hurt my ankle yesterday. Right .. That is left .. Well, in general, both ..
Master in an understanding voice:
- It's clear. And what are you, Simonova? Did you hurt your ankle?
Simonov says, in an amusing way:
- No, I have a sore throat.
Master suspicious tone:
- Angina, then ... So the bandage on your leg, right?
Simonov quickly reacted:
- Nuuuu, she, it .. crawled ..
The teacher nods and says:
- Oh well. Shishkov, and how are you going to explain yourself?
Shishkov dreamy tone:
- Imagine, Valery Semenovich, yesterday the boys from 11 "A" told me that you will not be at school today. What went to the gymnastics competitions!
The teacher answers very surprised:
- Well, you must ... Gymnastics .. Invented the same .. Well, well, you have Sparrows, what?
Sparrows are absent-mindedly:
"I've mixed up the days today." Thought, Wednesday, but it turned out Thursday. I even brought textbooks on Wednesday, I can show.
Teacher in the affirmative tone:
- So, the whole class for the lack of a form put "two." Now we sit down, we get the notebooks and write down the topic "The daily routine".
Pugovkin is confused:
"Valery Semyonovich, what about me?"
The teacher is confused:
"Oh, yes, Pugovkin. And you, according to plan, run the cross for 2 kilometers.
Scenes for teachers of Fine Arts and Technology
Funny scenes for the last bell (grade 9) will not do without mentioning the lessons of the Fine Arts.
Children sit at desks and diligently draw. The teacher walks between the rows, checks the work. He stops at Kukushkin's desk and asks:
- Is that what you drew?
Kukushkin in response:
- Like what? The vase. You yourself asked.
"What I asked, I remember." I do not understand what you drew.
"Well, Olga Mikhailovna, it's a vase!" It's just that I see it. You are an artist, you must understand me.
The teacher says:
- Okay, let's have a diary.
Calmly takes a diary, puts a deuce. Kukushkin is indignant:
- Two? For what?
The teacher answers him:
"Why, you, Petya, this is not a deuce, it's a five." It's just that I see it.
Scenarios for the last call of grade 9 (funny) will be to the place in all subjects. Technology is no exception.
Teacher of technology scolds class:
"Who broke the plywood?" I'm asking you, answer!
The disciples stand with their heads down. Finally, one says:
"Why plywood?" Maybe glass after all?
Teacher indignantly:
- I broke the glass myself in the morning. He put the plywood. For the last time, I ask the question, who broke the plywood?
Thus, you can make a variety of scenes for the last call (9th grade). The script is cheerful, the mood is excellent, the students, teachers and parents are beautiful, smart, happy. This is how a gala evening dedicated to the end of grade 9 should look like.
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