Cases from life are funny. Funny or funny case of school life. The Funniest Cases of Real Life

Who among us has not encountered comic situations in his life? Probably, there are no such. Since childhood, a person in one way or another becomes a hero of funny, and sometimes just hilariously funny stories. Some funny cases of life go to the people and turn into jokes. Others become an excellent material for satirists. But there are those who remain forever in the home archives and are very popular during gatherings with family or friends. They will be discussed today.

Funny cases of children's life

Kids are innate humorists, they can make adults laugh, without putting any effort into it, and in every family there are lots of funny cases involving children.

The parental position "you for us will always remain a child" is known to many. Therefore, when a young child appears in a young family, grandparents take an active part in his upbringing, thanks to them we know cases from life that are funny and instructive. It seems to them that young parents are not able to take care of the child on their own, especially when it comes to its safety. Electricity, as you know, carries a serious threat, well, it's not enough, suddenly a two-year-old child will be interested in an outlet. Therefore responsible grandfather for all outlets in the house purchased stubs and honestly closed the source of danger. When the young father returned from work in the evening, his grandfather began to explain in detail his position and showed the result of the work. The child at that time peacefully played with toys, and seemed not to pay attention to the conversation of adults. The enchanting result of the moralizing speech was a handful of stubs, collected by a toddler from all the outlets. After all, you need security, I understand correctly?

For the sake of a red word, they will not spare their father

Parents are eagerly waiting for the baby to say the first word, but at some point the words become larger and they are put together in speech, which often puts adults in a position, frankly speaking, uncomfortable, replenishing the family catalog "Cases from life funny and awkward" .

A young couple with a four-year-old daughter went to a Sunday performance at the circus. It was decided to reach public transport, which turned out to be crowded. The kind grandmother, who was sitting in the first seat of the trolleybus, offered to take the child in her arms and, as usual, started a conversation with the girl. I must say, the girl was sociable, besides, recently, walking with her grandmother, she heard a new and beautiful word "alcoholic". Until today, the opportunity to insert a beautiful word in his story was not, and then fate presented the girl with a gift in the form of such a grateful listener. From the grandmother entered a standard set of questions:

"What's your name, and your mother, and your father, and what does your mother work for, and Papa?"

And it raced. Since it was a honor for the child to work in her preschool, a girl proud of her father shamelessly displayed imagination and reported that he works in the kindergarten "Faithful Friends".

"And by whom?" - Asked the grandmother, and here it has come, long-awaited moment.

"Alcoholic!" The girl answered proudly. To justify it did not make sense, in the salon of the trolleybus there was Homeric laughter, and the clowns in the circus could not cheer the young parents more than their daughter.

Funny or funny case from the school life of the Soviet era

Who, if not the teacher of the school, can tell a huge number of funny stories from the repertoire of their wards? One respectable teacher once told a long, funny story, which even today her students and graduates like.

After the end of the literature lesson in the final class, the teacher decided to sit down at the table and write down the topic of the lesson in the magazine. Leaving the audience, one of the students accidentally touched the chair with his foot, and he moved, while the teacher sat down by the chair and found herself on the floor. The children who were still in the classroom were frozen in horror, waiting for the reaction of the strict teacher, but the teacher laughed and said: "This is how it landed, softer than Gagarin."

First-graders

Another teacher remembered how, one day, together with other teachers, she fell for an open lesson in the first grade. The agitated young teacher turned to the class with the words: "The guys today at our lesson are wild animals." The children turned amicably towards the commission.

Another funny incident from school life was told by a primary school teacher. Once she taught a lesson in visual arts, the task of the guys was to draw vegetables. Little Misha pondered the drawing, figuring out the color of the cucumber. The teacher noticed the child's confusion and asked: "Well, what are you confused, what color is the cucumber?" To which Misha immediately replied: "Do not you know?"

Humor is useful everywhere

Funny cases from the real life of a working collective are always fun to remember. It's no secret that at work people often spend most of their time, and if you're lucky with colleagues, this time can be not only useful, but also enjoyable. In the team, as a rule, there is hohmach, which can turn any situation into a joke. About this humorist and will be discussed. Of course, it is difficult to list all the curiosities associated with it, but there have been cases from life, funny to tears.

Periodically, the management of the firm, in which our humorist worked, began the struggle for economy. This time, the all-seeing eye turned its eyes to the excessive costs of printing paper. Therefore, each department received it separately and under the signature. The copier, which was used by the whole company, was in the supply department, and as it always happens, when it is urgent to remove some copies, employees resorted to supply and found that they did not seize the paper, so they asked the supplyers. But when the last occurred overspending, the shop closed. And then one day a very active marketer, out of breath, ran to remove the coveted copy of the urgent document, but there was no paper, then she turned to her colleagues with a fiery speech: "Guys, we are doing the same thing together with you!" And our humorist immediately found: "Yes, we do one common thing, but each with his own paper!"

Metaphorically speaking,

Perhaps the most ridiculous cases of the life of the team occurred when the company management conceived another innovation and invited experts of the highest level to teach overseas wisdom their careless staff. During one of the very necessary trainings, the team faced the task of combating timidity before the leadership and behaving with bosses on a par with, as with longtime comrades. It was required in an accessible form to describe the role of the manager and employees in the work process. One of the zealous managers volunteered to express his vision, so to speak, metaphorically. The essence of the speech was that the whole company is a hive, employees are workers bees, and the director is a bee queen. When the training was over and the leadership retired, our humorist enthusiastically exclaimed to his colleague (a bee lover):

- Here you are good, this speech said.

"Did you really like it?" - he modestly lowered one.

"Of course, it's safe to take and call the director a female sexual organ!"

All roads lead to Rome

Funny cases from real life of travelers are always interesting, because our people are not afraid of difficulties, and everywhere they feel at home.

A trip to Italy for a fun company was remembered not only for centuries-old landmarks of this country. The journey began on February 23, so on arrival first, tired but happy friends raised glasses "For the Defenders of the Fatherland". The evening dragged on until late at night, and part of the company went to sleep, two members of the team, inspired by the drunk, decided that they had not come to sleep here. After taking the card and "with them," they went to study local attractions. Rome's night and conversations about the eternal brought our explorers to the church of Santa Maria Maggiore. Admiring the shrine, illuminated by the moonlight, they rolled for the beautiful and decided that for completeness of sensations they lacked the nocturnal Colosseum. But it was found that the map for some reason indicates incorrect information. It was decided to act in the old-fashioned way, namely - to take the "language" and interrogate where did the same Coliseum go. Passers-by the night city did not indulge, besides the only person more or less knowing English, peacefully slept in the rented apartment.

Coliseum

Finally, the sufferer touching eternity caught an Italian who was passing by wanderers. For some unknown reason, he decided to stop, and ours had a chance to see the pride of Rome. From a set of phrases of foreign languages, once studied at school, the native guessed that people need to go to the Colosseum, and for a pack of cigarettes, he agreed to deliver them there. On the way, the passengers and the driver learned to understand each other and even met, it turns out, the savior was called Sanya. The night was beautiful, amazing ancient giant struck with its beauty, and it was just necessary to pay tribute to the memory and remember builders, gladiators, and indeed all. Began to dawn dawn, it was time to return home, but the card still did not save. Interrogating along the way a couple of frightened dogs, lovers of night excursions still managed to get home. After a few hours, they went with the rest of the team to perceive information and admire the antiquities along the planned route.

All roads lead to Rome II

After a lot of impressions, the whole company decided to consolidate the acquired material. Stiffened with strong drinks. The story of the travelers inspired another member of the company, and now they went to the night on the trip together. Despite the fact that all day they all visited the Colosseum, at night the road and map again brought sufferers to contemplate the antiquity by the light of the moon. The experienced had a plan.

Coliseum II

Several stops by the fountains to refresh themselves and "for the beautiful," a couple of patient local people, and here it is - the Colosseum in all its glory. Having admired the long-suffering antiquity from the soul, embracing with her and drinking at the brotherhood, crying and confessing to eternal love, lovers of beauty decided that they were tired, so it's time to go home.

The map and the roads of Rome were again disappointed, and passers-by stopped coming across. Stopped only carabinieri, their kind of tourists and occasions from life are funny and not very long ago no longer surprising. Asking if everything was good and having heard the answer to the "great and mighty", the guards of order smiled, waved their hands and were such. Travelers had no choice but to trust the instinct of the conductor of one of the members of the expedition. The road was long and confusing, and suddenly the unfortunate people heard a familiar voice. This Sanya called his night buddies. He met them again in his car.

Remember at least the address

Encouraged by the meeting, friends explained Sanya in a language already familiar to him, that they again went to admire the night Coliseum, but with a new participant. The courteous Italian offered to help the company of friends and said that he would bring them to the house completely free of charge. But then it turned out that none of those present did not know the address, and saying goodbye to the new comrade, the group moved on behind its conductor. Reaching home in the morning, tired and impressed comrades fell asleep, and in the morning they called to their homeland and told about their incredible adventures in Italy.