The contest "Question-answer". Adult and children's competitions "Question-answer"

Any holiday is interesting not only for what dishes and drinks the hostess puts on the table, but also whether the guests will be able to truly relax and have fun. And of great importance in this are competitions and games.

The contest "Question-answer"

There are several options for various drinking competitions. After vigorous dances and mobile competitions it is appropriate to hold a "Question-and-answer" contest, which is based on confusion. To conduct it, there are enough cards of two types: with cool questions and no less funny answers. And the questions should be such that it is impossible to answer monosyllables on them. In a company where close people are present, it is permissible to touch on some of the intimate aspects of adulthood, to some extent even beyond a decent one - after all, people came to have fun and are, as they say, tipsy.

Although it is perfectly permissible to play this game on an ordinary weekday, and not just on a holiday, with a friend or friend, with relatives or spouses, it is not so important with whom the game will be played, it is more important - will the result be achieved, The mood of the participants.

Questions for a fun table game

For example, for the "Question-Answer" contest it is possible to offer questions of such a plan:

1. How do you feel about same-sex love?
2. What would you do if at the moment of intimacy in the director's office suddenly he suddenly decided to return?
3. Do you like bald and toothless sexual partners?
4. Should I walk in the autumn rain in the puddles if the shoes are left in a taxi that has long left in an unknown direction?
5. Can you drink 2 liters of vodka?

Funny answers for the contest

Naturally, the questions themselves will not cause laughter and will not raise the mood of those present. This can only happen in a combination of a sensitive issue and a ridiculous inappropriate response. Therefore, answers must be built, too, with a certain amount of cynicism. For example:

1. If the mood is good and the hot snack, then I can give odds to the young!
2. Appearance and clothing can not prevent people who have a deep inner peace.
3. Do not think about how you look from the outside, it's more important that you think about yourself.
4. And I usually drive them around the neck!
5. I approach this question with all the breadth of my soul.

Humor games with confused answers

The drinking contests "Question-answer" are based on the fact that cards of both types lie down written and are intertwined among themselves, like playing cards. You can first distribute to everyone one card with a question, and then issue a circular card with an answer. After that, you need to suggest that the participant read the question out loud, and then the answer.

1. Maybe this way: "Do you like bald and toothless sexual partners?", To which the answer will be: "And I usually drive them around the neck!" - this will not cause much laughter. But after the answer "To this question I come with the breadth of my soul" or "If the mood is good and hot, then I can give a head start to the young!" Hardly anyone will be able to keep a serious expression on his face.
2. If the participant gets the question: "What would you do if at the moment of intimacy in the director's office suddenly he suddenly decided to return?", And he will have to answer this: "And I usually drive them around the neck!" Or "Do not think About how you look from the outside, it's more important that you yourself think about yourself! ", Then such an absurdity will amuse the cheerful drunken company.
3. Even such a seemingly innocuous question as "Is it worth to walk in the autumn weather in the rain in the puddles, if the shoe has stayed in a taxi that has long left in an unknown direction?" In combination with the answers "If the mood is good and hot snack, then I can give a head start to the young! "Or" Appearance and clothes can not prevent people with deep inner peace ", looks cool, especially if the reader has some artistic abilities.

The contest "Question-answer" for the anniversary

Considering the fact that the anniversary is a holiday, on which everything should be sent to the birthday person, this game also has some peculiarities. In particular, the questions should be more specific, taking into account the personality of the person being honored. However, it should be remembered that questions should be taken by everyone as a joke, but in no way do not offend either the guests or the hero of the day. Therefore, it is best to first consult a birthday person who knows the character of all present in order not to be trapped.

Funny questions on the anniversary

The questions for the merry company at the jubilee can be, for example, the following:

1. What is the aphorism of the jubilee you remember when you sit down on the toilet?
2. What do you usually say when the cockroaches from the apartment of the birthday boy crawl into your bag?
3. What is your favorite expression of the jubilee you say when you get a spittle from the balcony on the head of the elder on the porch?
4. What phrase does the jubilee meet with the class teacher of the son at the door of his apartment on Sunday at 7 o'clock in the morning?

Examples of answers for the game of adults on the anniversary

The best way to answer is to use some winged expressions, ambiguous aphorisms, quotes from famous literary works or films. For example:

1. Madness of the brave we sing glory!
2. Oh, bold falcon! In the fight against the enemies, you are bleeding ...
3. Not all yogurts are equally useful.
4. In Japanese it sounds: "Nakosya! Withdraw! "
5. Love inadvertently comes up when you do not expect it at all!
6. Have you been with a psychiatrist for a long time?

Funny games and contests for children

Children just love all kinds of confusion. Therefore, the game of such a plan will certainly bring them to full delight. It is possible not to fool yourself much, drawing up cards for children, it is enough to write down the simplest everyday questions, such as: "What did you eat today?" Or "Where did you sleep yesterday?"

Cards with answers to the children's contest "Question-answer" are also prepared simply. Enough monosyllabic answers, such as "horse", "potato", "sofa". The guys perceive with a friendly laughter a combination of any inconsistencies. They are already amused by the answer "sofa" to the question: "What did you eat?" Or the answer "potato" to the question "Where are you sleeping?" In fact, the contest "Question-answer" for children reminds everyone of the famous game "Nonsense" when the answers Are communicated to the neighbor's ear, and questions are asked by the presenter.

Contests and games for teenagers

The contest "Question-answer" for teens, in essence, is the same as in the game for adults. Only questions should be less vulgar and without excessive sexuality. It is best to ask questions based on various situations from school life. For example:

1. What do you do when the principal catches you with a cigarette in the toilet?
2. What would you do if, after waking up in the morning, you find out that you slept for a couple of days?
3. What will you do if you see that the old teacher is crossing the road, and in her hand is a heavy bag?

The answers can be humorous.

1. I climb a pole and will scream that I'm a Spider-Man.
2. I'll treat the interlocutor a cup of tea.
3. I'll tie a kerchief on my head and I'll smile silly - let everyone think that I'm a complete "blonde."

The game "Question-answers" on paper

There is another version of this game. It will take as many sheets of paper as people will take part in the competition. In addition, each takes a pencil or pen in his hands.

Each participant writes questions, such as he thinks is the most ridiculous. Then the paper is folded in such a way that the question is inside. Above, in a clean place, one main word is written from the question, the answer to which the next participant should give, but this word should not reveal the background of the question itself. Often this is the first word from the question.

For example, when the question "Why do you have curly hair?", The word "why?" Is inscribed on top. But from the question "Do you like fried potatoes?" You can not take as the main word the first "you?", Because you can not answer it in such a way that an agreed answer is obtained. Is it best to write the word "love?", "Yes or no?" Or "what do you love?"

After all have written on the issue, the sheets are circled, and the answers are written without looking at the written question. Then a new question is written after the answer, it is wrapped up, the main word is inscribed, there is an exchange of sheets. And this procedure is repeated so many times until the place for the records is finished. After this, the sheets are unfolded and read out to everyone.

All the game options are held in the company extremely fun. And to make it look like a contest, you can assign a prize for the funniest answer.