Sipovka is for gourmets

Men have their own slang. Heard once a conversation well-drunk cavaliers. With foam at the mouth they discussed the female structure. They continually flew the words "sipovka", "korlek", "kroyanka". Waving their fists, the affected ladies' men discussed which of them was better, although it was clear: it was these machos who were more attracted by the fire water than the girls. Nevertheless, I decided to clarify in the dictionaries what the above words mean. And here is a surprise: Sipovka is a reed pipe, a bird is a bird, a drupe is a juicy fruit of a tropical tree. No relationship to the structure of women these concepts have. But this is how girls are distinguished by those representatives of the opposite sex who proudly refer to themselves as "muzhiks." They do not know that the word "peasant" in most of us is associated with the smell of a three-day fume, then, red with drunken eyes. But I was distracted. It is on such "ranks" that girls and women are divided according to the location of their vagina. This classification has nothing to do with medicine. Just like the location of the "pussy" is in no way associated with the woman's temperament, nor with her ability to experience orgasm. And if some "muzhiks" insist on the opposite, advise them to think about how love is combined with alcohol with the ability to satisfy a partner.

Sipovka is a punt

This is the name for girls whose vulva is very close to the anus. They say that sipovka is inconvenient. Indeed, for the classic "sandwich" is not very suitable: the man has to try. However, you can easily come to such a girl from behind. Men without fantasy say that sipovka - it's uncomfortable. But gourmets appreciate this "device" of a woman. Sipovka for men who understand sex is a real pleasure, a reason to show their skills and fantasy.

Korolek

Such a royal name was given to girls, whose "pussy" is shifted up and forward. Some men believe that sipovka - it's too easy (no one "misses", and if it gets in the wrong hole, it's easy to justify it). With the King such jokes do not pass: the distance between the anus and the vulva is very large. The best poses for him assume the presence of a man in front (standing, lying, sitting). Intimate exercises, during which the partner is at the back, are almost impossible.

Ladushka

An ancient Russian word is characterized by women, whose intimate place is located exactly in the middle. With such women you can have sex in any, the most intricate position. It is believed that the girl's belonging to any of these types can be determined even when she is dressed. Sipovka is a priest "naotlet", narrow hips. The goat walks smoothly. She has wide hips, and what she's sitting on is flatter. Ladushka can not surprise anything: she just has a great figure, like, for example, a girl in the photo. Sipovka, ladushka and korolek - concepts ancient. However, what is interesting is that the lower the overall intellectual level of the so-called "peasants", the more they are concerned about the type of women. The rest, intelligent, educated, skillful men do not define the kind of girls, but simply fascinate them, finding the right words, gestures, feelings and poses.