It turns out that there are things that are worse and worse than Monday

Monday is a grim reminder of the hard work and monotony of everyday life. No one likes Monday, and everyone wants this day of the week never to come or end as quickly as possible. Although these feelings do not change, remember that there are things that are much worse than Monday itself.

Crying sounds

Sometimes the most minor troubles spoil us all day. Imagine for a moment the moment when you eat, and behind your back with a fork scrape off the remnants of food from the plate. A terrible sound, is not it? Or how to hold a chalk or a marker on the board? If you compare the intermittent buzz of a cooler at work and the steady noisy sounds that a person emits when he does not raise his feet while walking, the latter are just horrible.

Sudden advertising

You curled up on the couch with your favorite ice cream, ready to watch the show that you missed this week. It remains only a few minutes before the show ends, when this advertisement suddenly appears. Now you need to sit for a few minutes and watch the silly rollers. You can not leave the TV, because at any second the show can start. You can turn off the sound for a while, but you will still look at the screen, watch the silly faces that offer you to buy this or that product. It remains only to wait, although it is unpleasant.

New shoes

You go and rejoice that today you put on your new shoes. Whether it's new suede boots, high heels or bright moccasins, you like your new shoes. This is until your walk takes you directly to the office or to someone's home. While you do not take off your shoes, you will rejoice, but then you will understand what a terrible smell comes from your feet. Worse, this smell can not be removed. You will try to clean the shoes, wipe it with a damp paper towel or just give it to dry cleaning. But the shame and memories of smelly feet - it's worse than the worst Monday.

Accidental diseases

It does not matter if you bumped your elbow on the table, slipped on the curb during the rain and fell or you managed to shoot from the pistol and accidentally injure yourself - there is nothing funny in it. Of course, it's funny when it happens to someone else, but how can you laugh at yourself when, for example, you fall from the stairs? Although on Monday often unpleasant things happen, but the pain that we experience, of course, this can not be compared.

The guy who constantly coughs behind your back

He sits behind you on the bus, next to work or goes to you at the grocery store. It looks like someone hit him with a stick covered with germs, and it sounds doubly awful. You do not want him to look at you, let alone breathe on you, because it's a risk of getting infected. Something causes a choking in the throat, and he begins to tear his lungs and cough. You tell yourself that soon it will stop, but it can happen only if it really coughs and falls.

Nightmares

Midnight you sleep peacefully, but suddenly you suddenly wake up from the fact that you had a nightmare. Was it a terrible memory, a dream in which you are already an adult, but run late in the evening along the corridor in your former school, and the class teacher does not stop yelling at you? Your own subconscious fears from the past or the present can be the cause of a sudden awakening.

You can not stand those people who live your dream

Do you remember the person you went to school with? This man has reached great heights. He does everything that you always hoped to realize in your adult life. And he succeeds in this. He also married the most beautiful classmate, to whom everyone was in love? Oh, my God, how? Other people can have everything you so much wanted. If they wanted it, then they achieved it. So, you did not really want to go to any goals.

You are haunted by demonic forces

Have you noticed a pair of glowing red eyes outside the door and felt the icy breath on the back of your neck? I wish your boss only bothered you for reporting errors at the end of the week, but this is definitely a terrible curse imposed on you by an old gypsy. She warned you about a possible revenge, which every day will intensify, but you thought that she meant something insignificant, for example, an increasing heartburn after a plentiful festive dinner. Whatever it is, it destroys your mind and makes you nervous.

Hang out with people you do not know

We can all agree that social obligations can be a real burden. You just just stopped looking forward to family holidays, where you had to behave yourself and talk about the weather for a few boring hours. Of course, the prospect of spending time in the company of close friends can not but rejoice. And what about the meeting with the daughter of your colleague, who won the poetry competition, or the funeral of your ex-lover's cousin? Even cramps in the legs would be more interesting than meeting and talking with strangers at one of the events.

The phone fell into the toilet

We all accidentally dropped the phones into the toilet. Of course, losing all the data and access to Angry Birds during the day is bad, but even worse is that you can not use the phone to call your relatives, warn about something. And worse Monday is the moment when you do not have a mobile phone, and you live in a third world country.

Conclusion

When on Monday morning everything falls from your hands, you have depression, remember that no supernatural forces rule on this day. Think of a pleasant lesson on the morning of this day, so that everything will be fine.