Tale of the anniversary. The altered fairy-tales for the jubilee. Tales-impromptu for the anniversary

Any holiday will be a million times more interesting if a fairy tale is included in its script. At the jubilee, it can be presented in a pre-prepared form. Often during the performance of competitions are held - they should be organically inscribed in the plot. But the tale on the jubilee, played out by the impromptu, is also appropriate.

Characters "Flies-Tsokotuhi" in a new way

Often guests present funny tales for an anniversary. A converted work by Korney Chukovsky, which everyone knows from early childhood, will suit a woman. Familiar and even slightly bored stories, filed in a different perspective, cause genuine interest and contagious laughter from the audience. And "Mukha-zokotukha" - this will be exactly the tale on the anniversary, which everyone will like without exception.

In the proposed fairy tale-alteration involved the following characters:

• Mukha-zokotuha, a lady pleasant in all respects, sociable and hospitable.
• Grandma Bee, a person who considers herself smarter than everyone else.
• Dragonfly, slim elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about which all men dream, but are afraid even to talk to her.
• Moth, a charming young man, secretly recognized as a sex symbol of a local spill.
• Blok № 1, school girlfriend Mucha.
• Blok № 2, colleague.
• Blok № 3, neighbor next to the staircase.
• A hero-komar, an outwardly ordinary-looking mongrel with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and humble young man.
• A spider, a harmful and vicious bailiff.

To present the fairy tale for the jubilee to a woman turned out to be more ridiculous, artists should be selected according to the principle: "The more you do not fit, the better." That is, men's roles are suitable for women and vice versa. And if the main character, pleasant lady in every respect, will be performed by a man, this fact alone will cause the audience to laugh together.

Stage costumes

Inventing funny tales for a woman's jubilee, it should be borne in mind that this part of the preparation for miniature drawing is extremely important. The success of the staging is half dependent on how creative the characters will look. Therefore, in order to present the fairy tale for the jubilee to a woman was funny and humorous, you need to correctly choose stage costumes.

For example, Dragonfly. Everyone agrees that playing a charming slimmer will be a dense middle-aged man with an outlined or rather prominent pussycat? She must be in a dress with a deep neckline and in huge dark glasses. Grandmother Bee is best to entrust the young man, wrapped him in a shawl, wearing a long, wide skirt and putting on his nose glasses with a thick frame.

With special care, you should approach the manufacture of the Spider suit. It will require sleeves from old clothes and a few pairs of gloves. The entire structure will need to be filled with sintepon, pieces of foam rubber or cotton wool, you can insert wire frames into the hose arms.

"Mukha-tsokotukha" - the exit of the protagonist

The dramatization begins with the words of the presenter:

Funny Tales for the Anniversary

The guests were preparing - look, do not be shy!

Now the artists will tell us

About the fly and sketch show.

So this Mucha

(Not at all an old woman)

I was walking along the street.

And here on the road,

Looking at his feet,

Beauty found the money.

Without thinking for a long time,

I forgot about my duty -

Take down what she found and give it away.

And I just decided,

What was awkward was b

Guests are invited to visit.

Since it was fashionable today to play musical fairy-tales-jokes for the anniversary, it's appropriate to beat the output of the Mukhi-tsokotuhi with Verka Serdyuchka's phonogram about how she found the patty. The heroine should dance a little to this melody.

Blossom Outlets

The sketch-fairy-tale for the jubilee to the woman continues to be shown, and one after another the characters of the spectacle play on stage.

Leading:

The flea first came -

It brought soap to the fly.

Fly loudly, smiling at the top of his mouth:

" Come along, you cuma!"

(Whispered) Here God did not give her mind!

Who gives soap?

She found a fool!

Continues loudly:

" What a beauty you are!"

I like your dress!

Leading:

Blok number two came,

She brought the cake to her.

Fly - loudly, smiling still as charming:

" Come on in, sit down quickly,

I have an anniversary, after all!

With a malicious whisper to the side:

"I brought the cake, why?"

He knows, I do not eat it!

Everything itself hmomchit ...

Look, belly like a ball!

Loud and kindly:

- Oh, what kind of boots?

Have a supermodel Bloka!

Leading:

Here and Blok-three came -

I did not bring anything.

Mukha-zokotuha (speaks loudly and cute smile):

- Hello, my dear neighbor!

You're as handsome as a sweetie!

(With an evil whisper to the side):

- Here priperlsla something to eat

On a freebie ... (Loudly) You can sit down

At the window. Do not blow?

(Whispering) Still, you will not be blown away -

Vaughn, after all, how many

Kilograms of fat - power!

Entering the stage Moth

Very often played fairy-tales-jokes for the anniversary, where close people gather and there are no children, can be somewhat ambiguous. Here and here on the scene appears Motylok, according to the presenter, "a charming young man, secretly recognized as a sex symbol of a local spill." However, depicts his young girl - this also hides the irony. And since today people increasingly prefer musical tales for the anniversary, the output of Moth is appropriate to accompany the song. Of course, the words in it will be new, but the melody should be taken from the famous hit. Such, for example, may be the song "Oh my God, what a man!"

The moth is a huge bouquet of flowers and sings:

"Oh, my God, what a fly!"

Beauty-scythe!

How I want a daughter from you

And honey buckwheat barrel.

I also want a new "Mersik" -

You are lovely, you are a peach!

The moth falls before the birthday girl on her knee and hands her a bouquet. The fly is embarrassed and responds to it in a tone of song on the motif "Have faded long ago chrysanthemums in the garden":

" Ah, my knight, cowboy,

I give my heart ...

You are my dream, my hero!

All the passion of grief!

The Exit of the Dragonfly and the Grandmother of the Bees

And then there appears "a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about which all men dream, but are afraid even to speak" (according to the text of the presenter). In reality, Dragonfly is performed by a mature man, if possible without any signs of harmony. Its output is accompanied by a song-remake to the melody "I'm ready to kiss the sand," in which the pronoun "yours" is replaced by "my". She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.

Moth sees a new target for their spells, compares them both with a look, snatches a bouquet from the enthusiastic Fly and hurries to Dragonfly. His romance is repeated for her already.

Not a dashing man ...

I want a car from you!

I want a cool car ,

Apartment and dacha!

Omniscient Grandmother Bee enters the stage with an unconnected toe in one hand and binoculars in the other. A phonogram "Grandma-old woman" is playing. She, approaching the Butterfly and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines everyone through binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out the phone, takes pictures of Mucha and dials the number.

The battle between Spider and Komar

The spider enters the stage, loudly singing the song on the motif "Our service is both dangerous and difficult."

The bailiff service is dangerous and difficult,

But at once all of it is visible.

If someone here and there sometimes we

Something does not pay,

We took him by the neck with one hand,

We already have a second hand in our pocket,

Let him yell: "Enough!"

The spider notices Mucha, takes out the phone, compares it with the photograph, nods with satisfaction and goes to Mukha. Grandmother The bee is happy, clapping, bows to Spider and leaves.

Spider:

" Madame, we have heard a rumor ..."

You are listed as a sinner!

Here is the message: "The fly,

Called Tsokotukha,

I was walking along the street.

And here on the road,

Looking at his feet,

The woman found that money.

Without thinking for a long time,

I forgot about my duty -

Take down what she found and give it away.

And I just decided,

What was awkward was b

Guests are invited to visit themselves. "

Well, was that?

Fly:

"Leave it alone!"

LEAVE, God bless you!

Spider:

- Yes, I would love to,

Only after all the treasure must be given to our treasury!

The spider grabs the food from the table, thrusts it into his bag, which hangs on his side. There, too, rings and bracelets, removed from the hands of Dragonflies, gifts of guests, then pushes Bloks off chairs, stacks them and tries to take them with them. But here Comaric appears. Then you can play on the tale of Chukovsky.

"Sleeping Beauty" - actors

Most often, grandiose tales have a grandiose success. On the anniversary of a young married man whose family is not the last place is the computer and the Internet, "Sleeping Beauty" will perfectly suit. The plot can be based on Pushkin's style. The fairy tale itself, for the anniversary of the man presented, may well develop according to its own, unique scheme.

The leader reads the text, and the artists nominated by him or volunteered from the guests, perform the actions that they are offered in the course of the story. In order for this funny sketch-story to come out funny, for the jubilee played by the guests, it is recommended to distribute the roles in this order: the beautiful wife (male in the age of), the spouse-traveler (young girl), the neighbor (the young man), the computer (the woman in the age).

Preparatory stage before improvisation

Play converted tale for the anniversary today often. And to make everything look colorful, you should prepare the attributes in advance: a backpack, fishing rod and fishing boots for a "business trip"; A handkerchief for tears measuring 60 x 60 cm, on which it is written about its purpose; A box with slots for the eyes that represents the monitor, a cord from the keyboard must match it; A three-liter jar with the inscription "For salt".

"Sleeping Beauty" - the beginning

A fairy tale is a lie, but in it a hint -

Good man done a lesson:

Leaving - leave,

But, my friend, do not forget,

Call your little wife,

Smilies often went,

Virtual recognition,

Electronic messengers

And free gifts

In "Classmates" - without a brand

Now you can send it,

I mean my duty to do it.

Tale of the anniversary - the first action

The text from the author is read by the presenter: The husband and his wife said goodbye,

On a business trip,

A spouse is one

I sat down to wait. And the company

All eyes have already overlooked -

He is silent! What's the matter ?!

And fell asleep in a dead dream ...

Right there - behind the Comp.

Summer already changed blizzard -

Strongly fast spouse sleeps:

It is evident that the virus she

I was infected here.

From Ineta, he moved in

In the woman's body and stared

Right in the heart! Here is a neighbor

To her for a knock at the door,

I looked around and ... stayed.

He despised the Internet,

Because I did not know that soon

He will receive many griefs

Through my ignorance.

The husband appeared ... "E-my!" -

He cried out. The neighbor at once

Stabbed with the right - right in the eye!

He already choked on his tea,

Fideled, swayed

And he fell on a chair,

Meeting friendly amazed.

"Sleeping Beauty" - the second action

The presenter continues reading the text, and the sketch-fairy tale presented for the anniversary is played out by the guests impromptu.

The husband rushed to his wife,

Even kissed. Attempts

All the benefits are not brought.

His wife is sleeping. "Well, then, go to sleep," -

So he said. "The problem ...

How to be here? "And the husband at the cottage

For thought, drove off.

Again, stupidity committed!

"Sleeping Beauty" - the third act

It should be clarified that it is necessary to play out tales-impromptu for the jubilee with the utmost irony. Therefore, inanimate objects that have human character traits and habits are usually the main characters in the story. And since the fairy tale for the jubilee is presented to the man, then in the game of actors it is quite appropriate to have some frivolity and eroticism.

A wife sleeps blissfully.

Comp with her nearby. Undoubtedly,

In the sleeping mode he was -

The husband turned off forgot

This complex unit,

He was not happy to himself!

The case here has happened -

Comp suddenly suddenly turned on,

I looked around and ... fell in love!

Only a fool would not fall in love,

Comp, ours was not a simpleton ...

Knew our Comp a lot of tales,

I knew, how it is possible modest заек

Leads insolent seduce,

And what - and slander.

And, without losing a minute,

She whispers to the lady: "My ass!

From you I'm going crazy! "

Then the lady woke up,

Sweetly sweetly stretched,

I looked around slowly

And she said: "It's good,

There's nothing to say, mistress!

Someone is calling me a bunny,

Well, while I'm sitting

Do I look around?

My husband does not say so -

I know his breed!

And the neighbor does not need anything -

He needs salt. "

The monitor suddenly looked -

I guessed what it was all about!

"Well, my computer, tell me,

All the shelves are laid out!

Where is my husband, answer me,

Where from the little girl was hiding? "

Her computer answered:

"There he was, where he is not

Now, and now at the dacha! "

"Yes, my friend, that's bad luck.

He's far, you're close -

Let me sit down! "

"Sleeping Beauty" - the fourth action, the final

Playing impromptu tales-jokes for jubilee, actors should have an excellent sense of humor, because you need to be able to cheer with the help of facial expressions and gestures to cheer the whole company. Because in this place the host should make a short pause, allowing the artists to show the picture of flirting Computer and Spouses. The absurdity of the situation itself is ironic enough, and if the actors have a good sense of humor, this sketch can turn out to be super-funny.

My wife sang the soul.

But ... the door creaked softly,

And the husband entered here! Let each

It remembers that suddenly one day

Anything can happen -

And the wife can fall in love.

Not always your enemy is a neighbor,

And sometimes - the Internet!

We wish the jubilee:

Together to live with his wife for a couple,

To be healthy for many years,

Did not prevent that the Internet

To their friendship, love, fellowship ...

Oh, sorry, message

Here I was sent to the soap!

Goodbye! (Here the presenter addresses the artists) Have you jumped?