Secrets and jokes in "GTA: San Andreas"

Game GTA: San Andreas was once very popular. But even today, many fans play it in a cooperative mode and even go through single campaigns. However, few people know about the tricks in "GTA: San Andreas", which the game is just teeming with. In this article, the best of them will be presented.

Jokes in the translation of "GTA: San Andreas"

Everyone knows how this game was translated into Russian. Just the existing text in the dialogues was put into an interpreter. And no one even checked the quality and correctness of the translation. As a result, a full thrash with a translation turned out, so the dialogues of the heroes of the game were not simply incomprehensible to anyone, they were meaningless. But for individual words it was possible to guess what the characters are talking about.

That translation is the first gag. Here are examples of jokes in "GTA: San Andreas" without a mate in the dialogues:

1. "She's with me, carbon fiber";
2. "You do not want me to ring a weapon in your face";
3. "I view her favor";
4. "I overturn a person, you move."

There are a lot of similar translations, they literally swarm with the whole game. Some are so funny that they have already become memes in the network. However, due to censorship, many jokes can not be written, because they have a lot of mate. Look for them in the game itself.

The Secret in GTA: How to Get Rich Fast

It is not at all necessary to carry out missions or prescribe codes to receive money. There is a very real working way to get rich in the game world. North of the center of Los Santos is a village where the bookmaker's office is located (according to the plot, the main character even robs her). Stay close to it, put all your money at the highest ratio. If you lose, then boot again and do this operation until you win. Won? You can save again and try to win again. In just 30 minutes, you can make one hundred thousand dollars out of one thousand dollars. You can win money in the same way at races, although there the coefficients are lower, so you will have to spend more time.

There is also another interesting joke in GTA: San Andreas. There is a mission where you need to rob a gas station. After the robbery, your customer suggests working for him. Agree. The work will consist in transportation of gasoline and will be paid depending on the duration of the work, and the time for some reason does not end.

Mission with a pimp

There is a mission in the game where you need to kill the pimp. The problem is that when he leaves by car, it is extremely difficult to catch up with him. And many players could not catch up and kill him. But there is another way: his car is facing the club at the beginning of the mission. Shoot the wheels and go to the club. When the pimp jumps out of the house and sits in the car, he will barely drive because of the shot through the wheels.

Endless cartridges for a shotgun

The game has a glitch, thanks to which you can get a lot of cartridges for a shotgun. In the driving school, you have to pass the lesson "Maneuver PIT" on the police car. If it fails, you automatically get 5 rounds. Fail the test 10 times and get 50 rounds.

UFO in the game

No less interesting joke in "GTA: San Andreas" is a UFO. In the state of Las Venturas, there is a little-tinted "Lil Probe" tavern. In front of her there is a stand with UFOs. Inside this tavern there are a lot of photos of people who, as they say, saw a UFO. And in the service room in general is the studio for interception and detection of UFOs. Also there is a map, with marks, where eyewitnesses saw a flying saucer.

Pass to the airport

To the airport of San-Fiero you need to drive up from the rear entrance. On the right is the Super GT. Take a picture of it, and the left gate to enter the airport will open. So you can get into the airport even without a pilot license.

Fun in the GTA: San Andreas: what kind of weapons can be found on sale?

If someone watched the film "Pulp Fiction" directed by Quentin Tarantino, then he probably remembers an interesting scene where the hero of Bruce Willis (Butch) was tied up. However, he later freed himself and went to save his enemy - Marcellus. So, when Butch was picking up weapons in the store (it was all happening at the store), he had a difficult choice: a hammer, a baseball bat, a chainsaw and a samurai sword. In the end, he chose a samurai sword. A similar set is sold in the arms store of the GTA game. Coincidence?

Other tricks

If you take a police car and go to the police garage, you can see how two policemen beat a man. This is an unusual phenomenon for the world of San Andreas.

Everybody knows about the military base in the north-east of Las Venturas. Only military vehicles can pass inside, and the gates of this base are bullet-proof. If you get 2 stars in the city and quickly return to this base, police cars will first arrive, and a little later the cops will appear right next to you and behind the fence of the base. All of them will run after you. They are behind the grid, they can not do anything. By the way, considering that there is a closed airspace over the military base, police helicopters do not even fly there.

If you jump off a huge skyscraper on a bike down and land on both wheels, then the character will not die or even suffer.

This jokes in the "GTA: San Andreas" does not end there. There are a lot of unusual places and posters that deserve attention.

Fun in the game "GTA: San Andreas": places and inscriptions

Everyone knows where the gym is in the game? If you pass from it to the east, and then turn left into the alley, and then go a little forward and settle, you can see an interesting sight: people approach the edge of the roof and freeze.

There is a place in the game - the farm Truth. Before entering the farm there are signs on which different warnings are recorded. Translated from the English inscriptions read: "The passage is prohibited." The intruders will be shot dead, the survivors will be shot again. "

In Las Venturas there is a cool garage on which Welding and Weddings is written. Because they sound similar. In translation, this means: "Welding and weddings, they just sound the same."

In San Fierro there is a strange gym. Near it hangs a plaque with a cobra, and under it can be seen the inscription Marital Arts. It is supposed that Martial Arts should be written, which means "Martial Arts", and in fact it says "Married Art". And this is not a mistake. Inside the gym hangs exactly the same inscription.

There is another interesting joke in GTA 5 "San Andreas". In the cinema of the same San Fierro constantly there is one and the same film which is called The Wizard of Ass. In translation, this means "Wizard of the Ass". Most likely, so the developers beat the title of the movie The Wizard of Oz (Wizard of Oz).

We go further. In the desert, which is located near the Great Ear, there is a beautiful geyser. From it, constantly erupting water. There you can often meet people with cameras that choose the angle for the picture.

The building with a poster is in the north of Dorothy. The poster reads the New Store Open Soon, a little lower on the same poster inscription Six more floors of Khakis. However, the last 2 letters are smeared with white paint, and this changes the meaning of the translation. It was: "There are 6 floors left Khaki." It became: "There are 6 floors of shit left."

Another joke from the world of GTA is the advertising poster of the gym, which reads: Train Hard, which means in translation: "Train hard." But someone drew the letter "S", which greatly changes the meaning. Now the poster reads: Strain Hard (pull hard).

Also, the state is full of advertising banners where Big S is written. This is read as Big ass, which means "Big ass". There is another interesting advertising banner representing a banter over the True Crime game (a real crime). It says True Grime: street cleaners (real cleaning). He hangs at Unity Station.

Conclusion

This is not all jokes about "GTA: San Andreas." The game is just teeming with a variety of "Easter eggs", secrets and glitches that players turn in their favor. In addition, different missions can be held in different ways. Although for modern games this is normal, but at one time it was a sensation. It is for this that this game is so popular with fans and so many years later they still play it, make new modifications and even port them to smartphones.

Separately, you can write about cheat codes for this game, but it's not entirely relevant to this topic. But the game with cheat codes is perceived completely differently. The familiar San Andreas is changing beyond recognition, so many fans recommend going through it several times: the first time on the story, without the codes, the second - with cheat codes and a detailed study of the game world.