Funny New Year's greetings

New Year! What a magical phrase, how many secret desires And hopes for the future is concealed in itself. How do you want to make the meeting of the upcoming year unforgettable. No wonder they say: "How to celebrate the New Year, so you will spend it." Let's try to make this meeting cheerful, incendiary and unique!

The tree is already dressed up, general cleaning is done , salads are chopped and champagne is cooled in a bucket. The hosts, beautiful and elegant, are waiting for their guests. It seems that everything is provided for a cloudless fun, but alas, we forgot about what will help fill our house with laughter and fun. Funny New Year congratulations - this is what we all want to hear today and present ourselves to our friends and relatives. Connect your imagination, sense of humor, intelligence and everything you will get.

Best of all, when the New Year congratulations are composed by someone from the hosts or guests, because who else can know any nuances or traits of those present. Feel free to make hints about the behavior or character of those present, beat all kinds of situations and incidents from the lives of your friends. Do not really worry about the rhyme, if it seems to you not quite successful. It's not a problem! The main thing is that the cool New Year congratulations were really "funny" and funny. You are not Zhvanetsky or Arcana, so you do not have to be equal to them. Nevertheless, do not forget about the sense of tact: cynicism and insults are irrelevant for the New Year's table, where friends, relatives or colleagues gathered.

If the poetic muse left you, do not despair, cool New Year's congratulations can sound in prose. Try not to be long, because people came to have fun and relax, and not listen to reports. You can use for the congratulations already available workpieces, which are now published in huge numbers.

As an option, consider the following example of New Year's Eve. Prepare in advance in a dark bag all sorts of things: a toothpick, a deodorant, packing condoms, etc. Invite one of the guests to describe the object, placed in a pouch, as a New Year's gift for a loved one, a boss or a child, tie the guest in advance with the eyes. Those present see the subject about which the story is being written and ask questions related to it. The narrator should not guess what is at stake. Homeric laughter we guarantee to you.

You can also, having tied the guest eyes, invite all the present ladies (and not only) to kiss him, and he must guess who kissed him. Guests will really like it! Nevertheless, it is unlikely that you will find anything better and more interesting than your congratulations, composed and invented by you personally. Beautiful New Year congratulations - this is your invention and wit, in return you will get indelible impressions from the New Year.

If you or your family is not deprived of singing talents, then you can freely perform funny verses and songs. The musical style in this case does not play a special role, go for it! We are confident that your talents will be appreciated. It may happen that over time, in your face, the country recognizes the great humorist. Funny New Year wishes can be a result of impromptu. Very often they are much funnier than those prepared in advance, just keep in mind that inspiration can not condescend. It is better to be prepared and not to worry about it, so you will have less chance to hit your face in the mud.

Do not forget about the small souvenirs for the guests, which you prepared for them with love. Let your cool new year wishes be closely related to these gifts. Try to beat them in verse form, tie it with a holiday. Write wishes on beautiful New Year's cards, because you want your "pearls" to be preserved for history, and friends and relatives have kept the memory of this New Year's meeting for a long time. We also want to give you beautiful New Year congratulations and we wish:

In the New Year not to miss,

A joke and have fun,

And, of course not to get drunk,

Head, so as not to hurt

And the body was healthy.

Happiness, peace and good,

And family heat!

Be lucky and merry, do not forget about your loved ones and always share the warmth that is so necessary for everyone around you.