The most ridiculous names for friends

Funny obzylki (teasers) - this is part of the folklore, dating back to the times when people tried to intimidate the enemy with the help of words and actions. The use of a name is an attempt to inflict tangible personal injury. Over time, the use of teasers became the property of children aged 6 to 12 years (children's satire), contributing to their personal development, and in more adult companies - a sense of humor and adornment of any party.

Baby teasers

Children start to call themselves from the kindergarten, carrying out a kind of psychodiagnostic procedure: they determine the place of the object of ridicule in the social hierarchy. If the child rebuffs, he, as a rule, is left alone. Tease those who are weaker emotionally: offended, crying, runs complain to adults. Parents are important to support the baby, which includes the following points:

• Explanation: funny obzylki - often only a way of playing, where it's not content, but important rhyming (" Arkhip is an old mushroom ", " Natasha is a blotter ") is important.
• Training antidraznilkam, which is the most correct response to verbal aggression (" Who calls, he is so called," "Haha, I'm not hurt - the chicken is happy ").
• If the teasers touch the exterior (thick, thin, long, or clumsy) or character traits (slander, vermin, greed), it is necessary to analyze why this happens.

This can be a signal to something to correct in the behavior of the child or to change his reaction to the teaser. If the child does not show the expected emotions, the sense of obzolok disappears.

Teasers among teenagers

And after 12 years, children call each other. There are three kinds of teasers:

• Ezhes (funny name-calling): " Lisa is the queen of a striptease ".
• Riddles (teasers designed for simpletons): -Tell the "glue"! -Glue! -Rot your own bow!
• Teasers revealing socially condemnable qualities of character: "Julia - a capricious . " The presented rhyme in the picture above tells about what among friends Oleg stands out.

In adolescence, the last type of teasers is more common. He is able to cause serious distress in the tease, if he did not learn with children's folklore at an earlier age. From this period, widespread familiar obzylki in verses, which are transmitted from generation to generation (shown in the picture below).

Funny obzylki in adults

Using adult teasers is a game, a return to a happy child's day, a demonstration of a sense of humor and the ability to rhyme. During the children's quarrels poetic lines were the most convincing arguments. The winner was not the one who was more right, but the one who knew more rhymed phrases. Behind the verbal battle, the reason for the quarrel was forgotten, and the children resumed their interrupted activities, spending time together. The quarrel grew if the teasers were offensive.

Adults are not allowed to use offensive remarks about the appearance or character of a person, but the most ridiculous obzylki are those with a subtle hint of the personality of the addressee. That is why in friendly companies the ability to provoke laughter with recognizable teasers is appreciated without prejudice to those present. What should I start to master the ability to compose obzylki (teasers tied to the names of friends)?

Selection of rhyme

The first step is the ability to choose an interesting rhyme. To do this, you need to consider all the options for using the name, which will give creativity space. For example, Michael ( crushed ), Misha ( poster ), Mishenka ( darling ), Mishutka ( joke ), Mishul (granddad), Miha ( hype ); Ivan ( pocket ), Vanya ( bath ), Vanyusha ( ears ), Vanyka ( bribe ), Vanyok ( streamlet ); Irina ( picture ), Ira ( bully ), Irinka ( mote ), Irisha ( roof ), Irusya ( granny ), Irene ( businessman ). To get ridiculous obzylki, it is necessary to decide on what disapproved quality of the person or behavior will be directed rhyming line.

Drinking is one of the most common drawbacks. How can you approach the same problem from different sides with different names?

• Valera is drinking without measure.
• Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
• Gena loves drinking and treason.
• Vasya will certainly sour.
• Vadim - over the bottle gentleman.
• Ivan likes to look into the glass.
• Anton is drinking a champagne car.

Before the name you can use a common phrase, then you will get a short poem: " Matvey called you, pour your friends soon", "If your name is Tolik - one hundred percent alcoholic ."

Home Blanks

If a friendly company is supposed to compete, you can not do without universal rhymed lines, where almost any name can be substituted. The following pattern is suitable for drinking:

Pasha (Seva, Igor, Petya) does not drink a fool, he drinks konya k.

You can compose the blanks for consonant names. For example, the following: Roman, Ivan, Kolyan. You can make fun of obstinacy.

A guy named Ivan is not a sheep in life - a ram.

For Misha, Grisha and Tisha, funny names for names have many options:

But the friend of Misha's head comes off the roof.

Often I see my friend Grisha only on clown's posters.

If you want to borrow from Tisha, the request just does not hear.

If the company has established couples, it is appropriate to connect loving hearts in a teaser:

If Sasha's friend's name, Natasha waits for him in the bedroom .

Topics for obzovalok

If all the names of friends will be selected one topic, it will look original:

With Seva in her right leg, she has Slava in her right leg. All records will beat our Stas - he is for women in bed ace. Maybe, however, catch up with Sergei, if he, of course, is not gay. If speed is needed, Edward will try, like a cheetah. For fans of smoke breaks, Yura is always here.

Funny obzylki for friends can touch them getting into ridiculous situations: loss of clothing details, calling "on the carpet" to the boss, catching by surprise:

Grishka, Grishka, lost his panties. But now he walks without words without words .

The more ridiculous the situation, the more ridiculous it is:

Elena had a mosquito on her nose. For the violence she ... ate an evil mosquito!

But there are topics that are out of place in friendly companies. This ridicule of physical defects, the use of offensive nicknames, a discussion of situations unknown to most of those present. The main criterion for choosing the topic should be the alleged attitude to the teaser of the addressee himself.